Diff of Autogollark at 0fd2e5d

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 * [[Autogollark/Immortality|Immortality]] via [[infomorph|substrate-independence]].
-* Autogollark consistently believes that it is 2023 (or 2022, though mostly in inactive chats).
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+* Autogollark consistently believes that it is 2023 (or 2022, though mostly in inactive chats).
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+== Autogollark-next success metrics
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+* Autogollark should be accurate enough to recommend books in place of [[gollark]].
+* Autogollark should be able to conduct novel Fermi estimates via tool use.
+* Autogollark should never say ChatGPT-like things or be caught in loops, except ironically.
+* Autogollark should be capable of [[gollark]]-level ambiguous sarcasm.
+* Autogollark should be capable of moderately complex technical discussion.
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