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Following [[Incident T80]] and the consequent loss of the [[Apiaristics Division]], it was deemed necessary by GTech™ Oversight to replace the [[God-controlling trapdoor system]] hosted there. After an analysis of historical GCTS data, it was retroactively discovered that God had in fact died in 1996, but also that God had "never been more alive". [[Pataphysical analysis]] teams determined that GTech™ would construct a system to rapidly kill and resurrect God in the past, so GTech™ did. It is known as the God/Murder Resurrection System, formerly codenamed PROSAIC TELLURIUM.