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 * "He wrote 300 percent of the book. I wrote another negative 200 percent."
-* "i work at a computer company, so i can tell you a lot of information about computers. for example, one thing i know about computers is that it’s not good for computers to have maple syrup inside them."
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+* "i work at a computer company, so i can tell you a lot of information about computers. for example, one thing i know about computers is that it’s not good for computers to have maple syrup inside them."
+* "Pro tip, you’re never unemployed, you’re on a research sabbatical"
+* "Almost every time someone compliments my cooking and asks how I did it, the answer is I found a way to add a stick of butter to the recipe"
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