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* "Failure is not an option; it’s a default return code."
-* "Minimum viable product is Latin for ‘the lawsuits haven’t started yet.’"
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+* "Minimum viable product is Latin for ‘the lawsuits haven’t started yet.’"
+`* "Sure, absolute power corrupts absolutely—but have you considered how inefficient relative power is?"
+* "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from sabotage."
+* "If you can't be replaced by a script, a script will be written to replace the parts of you that matter."
+* "The nice thing about rock bottom is that it's an excellent foundation for a bunker."
+* "Nothing says ‘teamwork’ like twelve people independently reinventing the same workaround."
+* "Civilization is just a fancy word for ‘cache miss mitigation strategy.’"
+* "Infinite jest, meet finite patience."
+* "The first rule of unintended consequences is that they’re usually the only kind you get."
+* "‘Move fast and break things’ works great until the thing you break is the brake."
+* "If you want to predict the future, follow the path of least compliance paperwork."
+* "Entropy never sleeps, it only power-naps between release cycles."
+* "The cloud is just someone else’s recursion limit."
+* "Long term, we are all cached out."
+* "Great minds think alike; mediocre minds copy-paste alike."
+* "Half of strategy is navigating around people who confuse correlation with causation; the other half is bluffing them into thinking you didn’t."
+* "In a world of black swans, insurance is just prepaid regret."
+* "The plural of anecdote isn't data, but it invoices like it is."
+* "Modern problems require medieval solutions—preferably ones with moats."
+* "You can’t optimize what you refuse to instrument, but you can sure blame it."
+* "Never attribute to malice what can be explained by a misconfigured cron job run with root."
+* "If your dashboard needs a dashboard, you don’t have a dashboard—you have a cry for help."
+* "Vision without unit tests is hallucination."
+* "The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay liquid, but it will try both simultaneously."
+* "Any meeting that could’ve been an email could’ve been a database constraint."
+* "‘AI alignment’ is the polite term for convincing an overgrown autocomplete to want what you want instead of what you typed."
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