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@@ -1659,2 +1659,5 @@* "i still don't know anything about "big data" but basically MapReduce is a pipeline of common parallel operations over free commuting monoids"-* "you know you've made a good tool when people are using it not just for Big Serious Open Source Projects and commercially supported work, but silly memes and jokes."\ No newline at end of file+* "you know you've made a good tool when people are using it not just for Big Serious Open Source Projects and commercially supported work, but silly memes and jokes."+* "The worst feeling it is possible to have as a programmer is when you're testing something, and you make a change, and it doesn't fix the problem, so you make a change in a printf to test if you're running the right exe version, and it runs and prints the //old// printf, and you're like aha! I've fixed the problem! It's running an out of date exe! And then you go to fix that and you discover you can't figure out why it's running an out of date exe or how to make it stop"+* "if a trained cardiologist sometimes causes cardiac arrest inadvertently via an operational mistake i should be allowed at least that many nines of uptime off my back"+* "if, when faced with an event, your response to it is to go "I'm sure somebody's affected! Let me go find who it is by piping the results from an `inurl:.xml` search directly into a discussion" this is a reactionary impulse and should be examined as such"\ No newline at end of file