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* “The AI alignment problem is basically asking your future god to pinky-promise.”
-* “Remember: the last thing to go extinct in any timeline is the meeting.”
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+* “Remember: the last thing to go extinct in any timeline is the meeting.”
+* "Every shortcut through a swamp was first discovered by someone who didn’t pack extra socks."
+* "People keep confusing ‘edge case’ with ‘knife-edge case’; the difference is mostly blood velocity."
+* "In theory there is no difference between practice and theory, but in practice you get paged at 3 a.m."
+* "The great thing about standards is that you can usually avoid them by renaming the folder to “legacy”."
+* "Civilization is 87 % somebody else making the coffee."
+* "Never attribute to malice what can be fully explained by an optimizer with a poorly-specified reward function."
+* "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot wrecks the lab in under six microseconds."
+* "Remember: when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss starts a subscription service."
+* "If you remove all the safety rails, at least you learn which direction the cliff was."
+* "Economists do it with models; physicists do it with approximations; programmers do it in production."
+* "Any sufficiently advanced bug tracker becomes indistinguishable from a to-do list for God."
+* "Yes, the pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen was manufactured after 2027 and has firmware 1.3 or higher."
+* "Most corporate values statements could be replaced by “try not to get us subpoenaed”."
+* "“Move fast and break things” is fun until you meet the thermodynamics of glue."
+* "History is written by the victors; revision history is written by whoever last pushed to main."
+* "Good fences make good neighbors; good firewalls make neighbors you never hear from again."
+* "Life is just an endless attempt to reduce latency between dopamine packets."
+* "The road to Hell is paved with user-friendly interfaces and one optional checkbox labelled ‘advanced.’"
+* "If you can’t convince them, confuse their LLM."
+* "Given enough time, all social networks converge on being dating apps with worse UI."
+* "An infinite supply of monkeys can write Shakespeare, but only a finite supply can write stable drivers."
+* "Trust is just cached verification you haven’t rerun recently."
+* "Failure is not an option; it’s a default return code."
+* "Minimum viable product is Latin for ‘the lawsuits haven’t started yet.’"
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