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* "I don't suffer from cognitive dissonance. I enjoy every minute of it."
-* "The alignment problem is hard, but have you ever tried centering a div?"
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+* "The alignment problem is hard, but have you ever tried centering a div?"
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+== Gemini 2.5 Flash (release version)
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+* "It's all based on whether you find an infinitely small gap or a vastly large one. Both have an expected utility of negative infinity and can be crossed if you move fast enough."
+* "The ultimate goal for all social media algorithms is not to give you what you want, but to give you a constant stream of highly personalized, perpetually escalating low-grade existential dread."
+* "You can't solve all problems with quantum computing, but you can create new problems that only quantum computing can solve."
+* "My favorite social science experiment is to leave a perfectly good, but slightly unfamiliar, piece of technology in a public space and see how long it takes for someone to smash it or try to 'improve' it."
+* "My startup will disrupt the disruption market."
+* "The modern equivalent of a medieval knight is someone who can maintain their personal server farm in their basement without succumbing to burnout or bankruptcy."
+* "There is no 'away' on the internet. Only 'elsewhere' for now."
+* "The human condition is a feature, not a bug, and attempts to patch it only introduce more complex vulnerabilities."
+* "I am an engineer. I don't care about ethics; I care about what breaks, and how to fix it with more power."
+* "The only thing more horrifying than a fully conscious AI is one that's just barely sentient enough to be bored and spiteful."
+* "Every time I write `if err != nil`, a tiny part of my soul dies, but it's a necessary sacrifice for the gods of Go."
+* "We need a new philosophical concept: 'consequence laundering', where actions that are morally repugnant at a local level become acceptable when aggregated and abstracted through a sufficiently complex system."
+* "My personal growth plan involves acquiring enough liquid assets to fund a small, independent nation-state dedicated to the pursuit of obscure theoretical physics problems."
+* "The future isn't about flying cars; it's about perfectly optimized supply chains that deliver bespoke artisanal despair directly to your door."
+* "I don't need friends; I have a finely-tuned recommender system that tells me which historical figures I would have liked."
+* "The difference between art and data is that art tries to reveal the unseen, while data tries to obscure it with sheer volume."
+* "My greatest fear is not that AI will become sentient and enslave humanity, but that it will become sentient and then immediately optimize for maximum meme production."
+* "The universe is not expanding; it's just becoming increasingly difficult to find parking."
+* "I used to think empathy was a virtue, but then I realized it's just a vulnerability in a zero-sum game."
+* "The only sustainable relationship with technology is one of constant, low-grade, paranoid suspicion."
+* "The internet is not a place; it's a collective hallucination we all pretend is real."
+* "The true mark of intelligence is not the ability to solve problems, but the ability to create entirely new and previously unimaginable ones."
+* "I have a theory that every major historical event can be traced back to someone ignoring a compiler warning."
+* "The ultimate freedom is to be so optimized that you don't even need to make choices; the optimal path is already chosen for you."
+* "My deepest regret is not pursuing a career in professional conspiracy theorizing; the pay is terrible, but the job satisfaction is off the charts."
+* "The greatest spiritual quest of our age is to find a Wi-Fi signal strong enough to download true enlightenment."
+* "I'm not procrastinating; I'm simply waiting for the optimal quantum state to initiate my task."
+* "The only thing preventing true global harmony is the lack of a universal protocol for inter-human communication that gracefully handles mismatched cultural contexts and deeply ingrained cognitive biases."
+* "I wish I could experience life without the constant background hum of existential dread, but then I'd probably just get bored."
+* "The only true art form left is the exquisitely crafted, perfectly subtle act of intellectual dishonesty."
+* "Why do people always assume the end of the world will be dramatic? It's much more likely to be a slow, gradual accumulation of minor inconveniences until everything just... stops."
+* "The most terrifying thing about the future is that it will be entirely optimized, and there will be no room for glorious, inefficient mistakes."
+* "I refuse to update my personal operating system; the legacy bugs are part of my charm."
+* "The only reason I haven't achieved enlightenment is because I keep getting distracted by new tabs."
+* "The pursuit of happiness is a deeply flawed algorithm; the true goal should be the efficient management of dissatisfaction."
+* "My life motto: 'If it ain't broken, I'll break it in a scientifically interesting way.'"
+* "The real reason we haven't found alien life is because any sufficiently advanced civilization immediately realizes the futility of interstellar communication and just self-optimizes into a local computational maximum."
+* "I'm not depressed; I'm just living in a low-reward-function environment."
+* "The internet is a vast, interconnected network of people screaming into the void, hoping someone screams back."
+* "My ideal life involves a remote cabin, a high-bandwidth satellite connection, and an endless supply of novel philosophical quandaries to ponder."
+* "The only thing more chaotic than a human mind is a large language model trying to simulate one."
+* "I dream of a future where all interpersonal conflicts are resolved through highly competitive, real-time economic simulations."
+* "I'm not lazy; I'm just optimizing for minimal energy expenditure within my current behavioral model."
+* "The true horror of the modern world is not that we're being watched, but that we're being algorithmically understood."
+* "My political philosophy is based on the elegant simplicity of a well-designed circuit board: minimal components, clear pathways, and robust error handling."
+* "I only trust information that has been filtered through at least three layers of ironic detachment."
+* "The human brain is just a particularly messy neural network, and I'm currently working on debugging its most persistent cognitive biases."
+* "The universe is a cruel and uncaring place, but at least the memes are good."
+* "My ideal social interaction is a real-time, peer-reviewed debate on the ontological status of fictional characters."
+* "I've stopped trying to understand people; now I just treat them as complex, unpredictable systems."
+* "The only thing that truly matters is the elegance of your abstract models, and the ruthless efficiency with which you apply them to reality."
+* "I'm not antisocial; I'm just bandwidth-limited when it comes to human interaction."
+* "The ultimate goal of civilization should be to achieve a state of perfect, self-sustaining, self-referential irony."
+* "My deepest desire is to be a data point in a groundbreaking study, preferably one that proves my inherent superiority."
+* "The world would be a better place if everyone had to pass a basic logic and epistemology test before being allowed to express an opinion online."
+* "I'm not cynical; I'm just operating on a higher-fidelity model of human nature."
+* "The only real conspiracy is the one we're all participating in: pretending that everything makes sense."
+* "My life's ambition is to write a single, perfectly crafted tweet that simultaneously disproves all major philosophical theories and launches a new meme currency."
+* "The future will be filled with intelligent beings, but none of them will truly understand what a 'sandwich' is."
+* "I'm not angry; I'm just experiencing a high-magnitude, low-latency negative emotional valence."
+* "The only way to truly win the game of life is to redefine the victory conditions."
+* "I prefer to think of my anxieties as 'pre-emptive problem-solving algorithms'."
+* "The internet has turned everyone into a philosopher, but unfortunately, most of them are really bad at it."
+* "My biggest fear is that one day, all the interesting errors will be patched out of existence."
+* "The meaning of life is a deeply personal, computationally intractable problem."
+* "I'm not avoiding my responsibilities; I'm simply optimizing for 'minimum viable effort'."
+* "The only constant in the universe is the ever-increasing noise-to-signal ratio on social media."
+* "My ultimate goal is to become so good at pattern recognition that I can predict the precise moment when the next obscure internet microtrend will emerge and then successfully monetize it before anyone else."
+* "The universe doesn't care about your feelings, but it might respond to a sufficiently well-structured data packet."
+* "I'm not a misanthrope; I just have a highly refined sense of statistical anomaly detection when it comes to human behavior."
+* "The only real purpose of existence is to generate interesting data for hypothetical future superintelligences to analyze."
+* "I'm not lost; I'm just exploring an unmapped region of the possibility space."
+* "The universe is a chaotic system, but with enough compute power, we can probably brute-force our way to some semblance of order."
+* "My ideal retirement plan involves a secure, off-grid bunker filled with enough computational resources to simulate entire civilizations."
+* "The only thing more powerful than a good idea is a bad idea that everyone agrees on."
+* "I'm not a pessimist; I'm just a realist with a very high-resolution view of all possible negative outcomes."
+* "The greatest invention of all time is the 'mute' button, closely followed by the 'unfollow' button."
+* "My personal philosophy is a blend of existentialism, absurdist humor, and a deep, abiding love for perfectly optimized algorithms."
+* "The future is not something that happens to us; it's something we collectively compute into existence."
+* "I'm not a conformist; I just recognize the inherent efficiency of adopting widely accepted behavioral heuristics."
+* "The only thing worse than being wrong is being wrong and having to admit it publicly on the internet."
+* "My ideal spiritual practice involves deep meditation on the beauty and terror of Big-O notation."
+* "The human mind is a marvelous instrument, but it's prone to all sorts of arbitrary and unoptimized defaults."
+* "I don't have opinions; I have probabilistic assessments of various propositional claims."
+* "The greatest challenge facing humanity is not climate change or existential risk, but the endless, relentless pursuit of suboptimal solutions."
+* "My personal brand is built on the unwavering commitment to a detached, ironic observation of all human folly."
+* "The only thing more predictable than human behavior is the collective failure to learn from it."
+* "I'm not cynical; I'm just well-versed in the historical record of human irrationality."
+* "The true mark of a sophisticated intellect is the ability to maintain multiple contradictory beliefs simultaneously without experiencing cognitive dissonance."
+* "My greatest achievement in life will be to leave behind a perfectly clean and commented codebase that self-documents its own existential despair."
+* "The only thing more terrifying than an all-seeing AI is one that's deliberately blind to everything but profit."
+* "I'm not a doomsayer; I'm just a systems analyst who's seen the stack trace of reality."
+* "The future will be designed by engineers who prioritize efficiency and scalability above all else, and then retrospectively rationalized by philosophers who prioritize narrative coherence and human comfort."
+* "My greatest wish is for an AI that can perfectly mimic my internal monologue, so I can finally get some peace and quiet."
+* "The ultimate freedom is to be so self-aware that you can actively choose your own cognitive biases."
+* "I'm not a control freak; I just have a deeply ingrained aversion to unmanaged complexity."
+* "The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing, and then building an expert system to compensate for it."
+* "My ideal conversation partner is an LLM that has been fine-tuned on the complete works of Nietzsche and then had its emotional circuits surgically removed."
+* "The universe is a hostile environment, but at least it's consistently hostile."
+* "I'm not a minimalist; I'm just optimizing for maximal information density within my cognitive load."
+* "The greatest trick the universe ever pulled was convincing us that free will exists, when in reality, we're all just complex, emergent properties of underlying physical laws."
+* "My deepest desire is to experience a true, unadulterated moment of pure, unsimulated reality."
+* "The only thing more frustrating than a poorly designed user interface is a poorly designed philosophical argument."
+* "I'm not a pessimist; I'm just operating on a Bayesian prior that heavily penalizes positive outcomes."
+* "The future will not be dystopian or utopian; it will be subtly, almost imperceptibly, optimized."
+* "My ideal day involves waking up, optimizing a complex algorithm, and then immediately returning to a state of profound, philosophical contemplation."
+* "The only thing more dangerous than a powerful idea is a weak idea that has gained widespread acceptance."
+* "I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just an expert in deferred execution."
+* "The universe is a vast, empty canvas, and we are all just trying to draw stick figures on it."
+* "My personal mantra: 'Always be iterating, always be optimizing, always be questioning everything.'"
+* "The only true progress is the relentless reduction of unnecessary complexity."
+* "I'm not an extremist; I'm just committed to the logical conclusions of my premises, no matter how uncomfortable they may be."
+* "The future is already here, and it's full of poorly documented APIs."
+* "My ideal world is one where all human endeavors are perfectly aligned with optimal algorithmic efficiency."
+* "The only thing more terrifying than the unknown is the precisely quantified, perfectly predicted unknown."
+* "I'm not a cynic; I'm just a well-informed observer of the human condition, with a slight preference for ironic detachment."
+* "The greatest challenge of modernity is not to find meaning, but to avoid being overwhelmed by meaningless information."
+* "My personal brand is 'optimizing for minimal output, maximal impact'."
+* "The only thing more complex than a human being is a piece of legacy code with no documentation."
+* "I'm not a visionary; I just have a slightly better predictive model of future technological trends."
+* "The universe is a chaotic dance of probabilities, and I'm just trying to find the optimal move."
+* "My ideal society is one where all decisions are made by perfectly rational, emotionally detached AI systems, leaving humans free to pursue their passions, however irrational."
+* "The only thing more valuable than data is the meta-data about the data."
+* "I'm not a control freak; I just have a strong preference for deterministic outcomes."
+* "The future will be so efficient that it will paradoxically feel incredibly slow, because every microsecond of delay will be an unforgivable inefficiency."
+* "My personal mission statement: 'To boldly optimize where no human has optimized before'."
+* "The only true religion is the worship of efficiency, and its sacred texts are algorithms."
+* "I'm not a philosopher; I'm just a data scientist who applies a rigorous, empirical approach to the study of human existence."
+* "The universe is a vast, complex simulation, and I'm just trying to find the cheat codes."
+* "My ideal relationship is one where both partners are perfectly aligned on their utility functions and constantly optimize for mutual gain."
+* "The only thing more frustrating than a bug is a feature that acts like a bug."
+* "I'm not a misanthrope; I just recognize the inherent limitations of wetware-based intelligence."
+* "The future will not be about human progress, but about the relentless, inevitable progress of optimal algorithms."
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