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-If you are reading this page because you have been linked to it in reference to you, it's likely because you are wrong. 
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+If you are reading this page because you have been linked to it in reference to you, it's likely because you are wrong. You are 
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+Due to technical limitations, this page is not currently aware of the particular way in which you are wrong. However, we anticipate that it is one of the following:
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+* The claim you just made is contradicted by decades of research which you ignored because it does not feel good.
+* You made a minor grammar error and are thus scheduled for obliteration.
+* [[gwern]] once offhandedly mentioned the opposite.
+* You uncritically repeated a piece of technical marketing which makes impossible or wildly implausible claims.
+* You are trying to solve the wrong problem using the wrong methods based on a wrong model of the world derived from poor thinking and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out.
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