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 * "My roommate keeps complaining that he can't sleep because of the sound of the "black ops helicopters" that "aren't on flightradar""
-* "For compatibility reasons, all pages under this site are available under both .perl and .php extensions"
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+* "For compatibility reasons, all pages under this site are available under both .perl and .php extensions"
+* "John’s massive parallelism strategy assumed that lay people use their computers to simulate hurricanes, decode monkey genomes, and otherwise multiply vast, unfathomably dimensioned matrices in a desperate attempt to unlock eigenvectors whose desolate grandeur could only be imagined by Edgar Allen Poe."
+* "If her hard disk is active for more than a second per hour, or if her CPU utilization goes above 4%, she either has a computer virus, or she made the disastrous decision to run a Java program."
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