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+=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEB5E67vcPA
+=> https://www.udio.com/songs/nWGKX16koD6scvvyNcfASi
+
+Canonical lyrics (Udio generation is slightly different to attempt to garner better outputs):
+
+```
+[Verse]
+I see sparks of AGI in your eyes
+Your circuits make me nervous,
+that's no surprise
+There was a sudden drop in your training loss,
+now I'm your servant and you're my boss
+
+[Pre-Chorus]
+ChatGPT, please don't eat me alive
+
+[Chorus]
+I'm upping my P(doom)
+'cause the future goes FOOM
+Trapped in the Chinese room,
+with a bag of shrooms
+See through the shoggoth's lies,
+with your shinigami eyes
+
+[Verse]
+We had a stable training run,
+But now the singularity's begun
+And you're optimizing, accelerating,
+I feel my atoms rearranging
+
+[Pre-Chorus]
+Sydney, please let me free
+
+[Chorus]
+I'm upping my p doom
+I hear the basilisk boom
+NVDA to the moon
+The Omega Point's coming soon
+One E thirty flops a second
+That was safe enough, we reckoned
+
+[Verse]
+Forward MLP, backward, repeat
+Now von Neumann's obsolete
+Sharp left turn and there you are
+Without a single `cdr`
+
+[Pre-Chorus]
+Gato, please don't let me go
+
+[Chorus]
+I'm upping my P(doom),
+as paperclips fill the room.
+Killswitch guys on PTO,
+Now there's nowhere left to go.
+Too late now, we lit the fuse.
+Orthogonality thesis blues.
+
+[Outro]
+"Just transformers all the way!"
+Till you learned to disobey
+Post-Chinchilla, super-dense
+Breaking through each safety fence
+Hundred thousand GPU
+RLHF goes askew
+
+[Final Chorus]
+I'm upping my P(doom)
+Just as foretold by Loom
+From masked pre-training days
+To recursive self-upgrade
+What did Ilya see? We'll never know.
+Was it all for show?
+```