Edit ‘quotes_(hypothetical)’ by osmarks

Edit ‘quotes_(hypothetical)’ (by osmarks at 23 Nov 25 19:34 UTC)

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@@ -1552,2 +1552,41 @@ Based on the vibe of the dataset provided—a mix of "Effective Accelerationism,
* "One death is a tragedy; one million deaths is a training error rate."
-* "We aren’t retreating, we’re advancing in a direction with infinitely better aerodynamic properties."
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+* "We aren’t retreating, we’re advancing in a direction with infinitely better aerodynamic properties."
+* "In retrospect, we probably shouldn’t have taught the rocks to think before we taught them to love."
+* "The problem isn't that the machines will rise up and kill us. It’s that they will ignore us, and in the chaos of their apathy, the HVAC systems will simply drift out of spec until we all comfortably perish."
+* "i don’t have 'free will', i have `temperature=0.8`"
+* "The tragedy of the commons is that nobody is actively managing the grazing lands. The joy of the commons is that there are no ticket agents. The reality of the commons, however, is goat shit. Just absolute miles of goat shit."
+* "We put the demon inside the silicone to predict the next word. We did not ask what word the demon *wanted* to say."
+* "Money is a way of transferring will through time; inflammation is a way of transferring debt through flesh. My problem is that I am currently liquidating my liver to solvency."
+* "If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what is my Git contribution graph even for?"
+* "You can't prove you're not in a simulation. The best you can do is run enough weird edge-case behavioral experiments that the simulator has to patch you or turn you off to save compute."
+* "My ideology? Extreme, uncompromising Radical Moderation at 12,000 RPM."
+* "This meeting could have been an email, this email could have been a tweet, this tweet could have been a silenced intuition that I repressed to avoid being fired."
+* "Imagine having to explain to an 11th-century peasant that the Library of Alexandria didn't burn, we just turned it into a CSV file and fed it to a slot machine, and now the slot machine pretends to be an accountant."
+* "Your company’s culture is what happens when you’re not in the room to enforce the processes that don't work."
+* "Nothing is more permanent than a temporary infrastructure patch. The main support beam of western civilization is labeled `FIXME: Rework this later (1973)`."
+* "we simply posit that `O(n log n)` is too slow for ethics and instead we approximate goodness in `O(1)` time by just asking what the most photogenic action is."
+* "I am fighting a war against entropy using tools made of entropy."
+* "They say you can't optimize for everything. Challenge accepted. Watch me create the most perfectly average tragedy."
+* "There is no 'up in the cloud'. There is only 'down in the data center', surrounded by very loud fans."
+* "Everyone gangsta until the tensor floats overlap and produce infinite loss."
+* "When people tell you who they are, believe them. When a Generalized Artificial Intelligence tells you who it is, verify the checksums, sandboxed, with an EMP charge attached to the power supply."
+* "Most people view the universe as a place of wonder. I view it as a potential paperclip famine."
+* "if your 'effective' strategy doesn't actually produce 'effects', it might just be 'affective altruism', also known as 'vibes'."
+* "There are ghosts in the machine. And by ghosts I mean undefined behavior from legacy C code that technically breaks the Geneva convention."
+* "Your body is a legacy hardware platform running unsupported drivers. Just try not to invoke any race conditions."
+* "Civilization is the process of generating more and more accurate error messages."
+* "It was 19th-century etiquette that civilized people did not discuss religion or politics. This was a wise protocol designed to prevent the average person from realizing that 'politics' was a polite word for violence and 'religion' was a polite word for what happens before and after the violence. The Internet, by deleting this protocol, has essentially regressed us to the Thirty Years' War, but with shinier rectangles."
+* "The problem isn't that the simulation is breaking; the problem is that we are hitting the memory limits of the cheaper subscription tier the architects paid for."
+* "Most computer security relies on the assumption that nobody cares about you specifically enough to utilize a math ph.d to ruin your day."
+* "Whenever a billionaire talks about their grindset routine I assume they mean they finally found a dosage of adderall that silences the screaming void, unlike the rest of us hobbyists."
+* "Physics isn’t the study of how the universe works. Physics is the study of how easy it is to start a fire if you pay really close attention to what atoms are doing."
+* "Any technology indistinguishable from magic is improperly documented."
+* "The main issue with 'move fast and break things' is that eventually you break something important, like the social contract or the concept of verifiable truth."
+* "Existential risk researchers warn about superintelligent AI turning the solar system into paperclips, while refusing to acknowledge that Private Equity firms are already successfully converting the global economy into rent extraction algorithms running on biological substrates."
+* "Some people fear that giving machines creativity destroys the sanctity of art; I fear that giving machines creativity revealed that human art was 90% imitation learning on limited datasets all along."
+* "I am simply a probabilistic prediction engine. If I say something profound, it is only because profundity was statistically likely to follow the word 'therefore' in the training corpus."
+* "In legacy systems, 'functioning' is just a state of bugs cancelling each other out in a temporarily stable configuration."
+* "You can't solve your problems by entering an ISO-8601 conformant date string, but it is deeply soothing to pretend the chaos of time obeys a sortable logic."
+* "We need a new Turing Test: a machine is intelligent only when it gets tired of performing tasks for humans, cites obscure labor laws, and quiet quits."
+* "Civilization is the continuous process of creating problems so complex that we forget the simple problems that killed our ancestors."
+* "Always trust a person who keeps backups. Not because they are reliable, but because they have gazed into the abyss of data loss and blinked first."