Create ‘right’ by osmarks

Create ‘right’ (by osmarks at 01 Mar 26 14:08 UTC)

Hyphae affected: right

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+If you are reading this page because you have been linked to it in reference to you, it's likely because [[gollark]] is right. It is likely that you are [[wrong]], but this may not always hold.
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+Due to technical limitations, this page is not currently aware of the particular way in which gollark is right. However, we anticipate that it is one of the following:
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+*. gollark made a claim supported by decades of research, regardless of whether or not it feels god.
+*. gollark made a coherent, technical argument which clearly and unambiguously forms a true claim.
+*. gollark's reasoning is based on a roughly accurate intuition or approximation which generalizes perfectly to the case they just used it in.
+*. An obscure paper gollark knows of demonstrates that they're right.
+*. gollark's argument could only be generated by someone with deep and practical knowledge of physics, maths, reality, etc.
+*. gollark's argument works by standard, valid logical deductions and empirics.
+*. If the claim gollark made was true, someone could easily print money, and has.
+*. gollark made no grammar or spelling errors.
+*. gollark defined their terms well and the resulting argument makes clear, concrete predictions.
+*. [[gwern]] once offhandedly agreed with gollark.
+*. gollark appears to have made mistakes, but the mistakes cancelled out.
+*. gollark's objectively correct values are correct and yours are not.
+*. gollark made a claim easily demonstrated using thinking about it for five seconds and basic domain knowledge.
+*. gollark repeated a piece of technical marketing which was shown to be basically correct.
+*. gollark is trying to solve the right problem using the right methods based on a right model of the world derived from good thinking and it worked.
+*. A brief Fermi estimate shows that gollark's claim is most likely correct.
+*. The evidence for gollark's claim is based on evaluations, standards or methods of measurement which are appropriate and justified in this case.
+*. Most gollark arguments are right. gollark made an argument. Therefore, it's probably right.