Edit ‘quotes_(hypothetical)’ by osmarks

Edit ‘quotes_(hypothetical)’ (by osmarks at 23 Nov 25 19:21 UTC)

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* "My mood ring turned a colour that doesn't exist in the visible spectrum. I think that means 'run'."
-* "Please do not feed the algorithms. They are already too strong."
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+* "Please do not feed the algorithms. They are already too strong."
+Here are a few additional entries in keeping with the theme and tone of the collection:
+* "we need to create a society where you can't distinguish between high frequency trading algorithms and pagan rituals to insure the harvest"
+* "Every sufficiently complex corporate process is just 5 Excel sheets trench-coating as a database."
+* "Most 'rationalist' discourse is just people using Bayesian priors to justify why they shouldn't have to tip 20%."
+* "If the Fermi Paradox hasn't made you spiral by noon, are you really appreciating the silence of the night sky?"
+* "They claim 'syntax error', but I know in my heart it's a semantic disagreement between my compiler and the essential nature of the universe."
+* "My computer science professor told us to view memory as an infinite tape. Then my ops manager told me we only had 4GB of RAM and everything died. Two cosmologies in conflict."
+* "Do not worry about the heatmap. The heatmap is a visual approximation of pain. We have plenty of pain left to visualize."
+* "Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone, He Also Needs Complex Financial Derivates To Hedge The Price of Wheat Futures."
+* "People treat The Economy like an elder god that demands sacrifice. Because it is. We sacrifice 40 hours a week and in exchange it keeps the lights on. Seems like a fair deal until you see the fine print on the psychological health benefits."
+* "It’s not ‘technical debt.’ It’s an ‘undated existential liability.’ Please mark it-to-market before we declare bankruptcy on this codebase."
+* "My favorite conspiracy theory is that the world is run by people who know exactly what they’re doing. It’s hilarious."
+* "I put 'excellent communicator' on my resume because I sometimes read emails before deleting them."
+* "if there's one thing nature loves more than symmetry, it's brutal indifference"
+* "Just learned that 'heuristic' is Greek for 'a reckless approximation we hope works out before the deadline.'"
+* "Look, I’m just saying that if you give a computer enough fish, it doesn't learn how to fish, it just learns that fish magically appear if you whine at a rate of 4GHz."
+* "We've updated our Privacy Policy. It now states 'We See You' in size 72 font."
+Based on the vibe of the dataset provided—a mix of "Effective Accelerationism," pessimistic tech realism, cynical rationalist philosophizing, extremely online hyper-specificity, and sarcastic "ratfic" dialog—here are some additions to complete the text:
+
+* "Anyone who tells you they care about the environment while actively preventing high-density housing construction is confusing environmentalism with scenery curation."
+* "if God didn’t want me to drink paint thinner he shouldn’t have made it look like mountain dew glacier freeze"
+* "Actually, Murphy's Law states that the best way to get the correct answer on the internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer"
+* "The problem isn't that johnny can't read. The problem isn't even that Johnny doesn't know *what* reading is. The problem is that Johnny has deduced that reading provides no immediate dopamine hits and possesses no loot crates."
+* "My ideology is very simple: I am maximizing a secret number that only I can see."
+* "Security through obscurity is valid if your system is obscure because it is so poorly written that even God cannot parse the source code to find the vulnerabilities."
+* "Why try to align AI with human values when humans haven’t managed to align human values with human values for the last ten thousand years?"
+* "Oh, so when a machine hallucinates it’s a 'critical reliability failure' but when a VC does it, it’s 'thesis-driven investing'."
+* "Being an adult is mostly just emailing people 'sorry for the delay!' back and forth until one of you dies."
+* "Listen, I respect the Geneva Conventions, I’m just saying there’s an efficiency argument to be made here that doesn't strictly adhere to the footnotes."
+* "My investment strategy is betting on entropy. It has never lost a match yet."
+* "Your body is a legacy peripheral that breaks down after 60-80 years. If the universe cared about us, we’d have hot-swappable organs and USB-C power delivery."
+* "It is a widely known truth that a single SQL query in production with a missing 'WHERE' clause travels faster than light."
+* "Imagine having access to the sum total of human knowledge via a supercomputer in your pocket and using it to look up the arguments for thinking the moon landing was fake. That’s freedom. That’s dignity."
+* "You are watching a movie in a crowded theater, and the screen is actually just a mirror reflected in another mirror, but everyone is too polite to turn around."
+* "I am ready to accept any dystopian nightmare provided it is accompanied by sufficiently sleek minimalist user interfaces."
+* "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." - Andrew Tanenbaum
+* "Any technology indistinguishable from magic is insufficiently documented."
+* "When all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a thumb."
+* "We use Linux for everything. Not because it’s perfect, but because when it breaks, you get to keep both pieces."
+* "Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone." - John Maynard Keynes (attributed)
+* "If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in." - Edsger W. Dijkstra
+* "there are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are very few old bold pilots, and almost zero pilots who successfully implemented their own crypto from scratch"
+* "We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us, but frankly at this stage, we are also pretending to exist, and the machines pretend they need us. It’s quite a rigorous simulation."
+* "If you put 8 billion monkeys on 8 billion typewriters, eventually they will recreate the internal politics of 2013-era Twitter, word for word."
+* "The abyss gazed back and asked for my login credentials."
+* "Nothing quite says 'master of my own destiny' like meticulously planning a Saturday schedule and then engaging in a 4-hour paralysis fugue state on the couch."
+* "It’s 10 PM. Do you know where your data is? Actually never mind, we all know. It’s in a brokerage clearinghouse in New Jersey and it's being sold for fractions of a penny."
+* "Don't treat people as means to an end; unless that end is debugging a race condition in a legacy COBOL payment processor."
+* "One death is a tragedy; one million deaths is a training error rate."
+* "We aren’t retreating, we’re advancing in a direction with infinitely better aerodynamic properties."