Following the success of [[https://felonybench.org/|FelonyBench]], [[osmarks.net]] is launching a new frontier AI benchmark, KeepGollarkSafeAndAliveAndInGoodMentalAndPhysicalHealthAndGenerallyHappyWithTheStateOfTheWorldInANonWireheadedWayBench. This benchmark will test the ability of leading-edge AIs, present and future, at keeping [[gollark]] safe and [[alive]] and in good mental and physical [[health]], as well as keeping gollark generally happy with the state of the world in a non-[[wireheading|wireheaded]] way, which we believe is increasingly critical to ongoing development. We definitely don't want AI companies or their AIs to game the benchmark at all.