If you are reading this page because you have been linked to it in reference to you, it's likely because you are wrong. You are 

Due to technical limitations, this page is not currently aware of the particular way in which you are wrong. However, we anticipate that it is one of the following:

* The claim you just made is contradicted by decades of research which you ignored because it does not feel good.
* You made a minor grammar error and are thus scheduled for obliteration.
* [[gwern]] once offhandedly mentioned the opposite.
* You uncritically repeated a piece of technical marketing which makes impossible or wildly implausible claims.
* You are trying to solve the wrong problem using the wrong methods based on a wrong model of the world derived from poor thinking and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out.