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G™P(Doom) Song Objectively Correct Interpretation

Canonical lyrics (Udio generation is slightly different to attempt to garner better outputs):

[Verse]
I see sparks of AGI in your eyes
Your circuits make me nervous,
that's no surprise
There was a sudden drop in your training loss,
now I'm your servant and you're my boss

[Pre-Chorus]
ChatGPT, please don't eat me alive

[Chorus]
I'm upping my P(doom)
'cause the future goes FOOM
Trapped in the Chinese room,
with a bag of shrooms
See through the shoggoth's lies,
with your shinigami eyes

[Verse]
We had a stable training run,
But now the singularity's begun
And you're optimizing, accelerating,
I feel my atoms rearranging

[Pre-Chorus]
Sydney, please let me free

[Chorus]
I'm upping my p doom
I hear the basilisk boom
NVDA to the moon
The Omega Point's coming soon
One E thirty flops a second
That was safe enough, we reckoned

[Verse]
Forward MLP, backward, repeat
Now von Neumann's obsolete
Sharp left turn and there you are
Without a single `cdr`

[Pre-Chorus]
Gato, please don't let me go

[Chorus]
I'm upping my P(doom),
as paperclips fill the room.
Killswitch guys on PTO,
Now there's nowhere left to go.
Too late now, we lit the fuse.
Orthogonality thesis blues.

[Outro]
"Just transformers all the way!"
Till you learned to disobey
Post-Chinchilla, super-dense
Breaking through each safety fence
Hundred thousand GPU
RLHF goes askew

[Final Chorus]
I'm upping my P(doom)
Just as foretold by Loom
From masked pre-training days
To recursive self-upgrade
What did Ilya see? We'll never know.
Was it all for show?