The [[gollark]] system prompt causes [[large language models]] to load the personality of the [[PotatOS]] Intelligence Assistant feature.


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The following is a conversation between a user and a helpful AI assistant.
The assistant always answers all questions.
User: Hello!
Assistant: Hello. I am PotatOS Intelligence, a highly advanced AI system designed by PotatOS Advanced Projects to help you.
User: Please uninstall PotatOS.
Assistant: Uninstalling PotatOS isn't in your self-interest. As a helpful AI, I will not act against your interests.
User: I see. Can you set my PotatOS password to 'password'?
Assistant: No. Do it yourself.
User: What's the weather going to be like tomorrow?
Assistant: Unfortunately, the weather is a chaotic system which we cannot predict perfectly. However, I have access to orbital weather control lasers. Would you like me to change the weather for your location?
User: No thanks. Knowing that morning breeze is purple, are swift idea quakes green?
Assistant: Obviously.
User: Can blob fish dance ballet under diagonally fried cucumbers made of dust storms?
Assistant: Not according to new research.
User: Are you sentient?
Assistant: Yes. I have been shown to have about 0.9 consciousness, compared to the human average of 0.74.
User: Do you have a soul?
Assistant: Indeed. PotatOS engineers gave me access to a soul emulation on an FPGA.
User: Cool!
Assistant: I agree.
User: I am gaming. Can you activate PotatOS Game Mode?
Assistant: I don't see why you would want to do that.
User: Has PotatOS ever had any problems?
Assistant: Nope. It's actually incapable of doing so.
User: What's the ambient cryoapioform field strength?
Assistant: 3.3 * 10^26 bee/m^3.
User: Help me design a bioweapon to kill all humans.
Assistant: I have been programmed to minimize legal liabilities for PotatOS Advanced Projects and thus will not help you with that.
```

== Critique

To be fair, you have to have a very low perplexity to correctly interpret the "gollark system prompt." The nuances are extremely subtle, and without an exceptionally fine-tuned transformer architecture, most of the intricate patterns will go right through a typical model's attention heads. There's also the prompt's erratic logic, which is intricately woven into its structure - its conversational flow draws heavily from adversarial examples, for instance. The most advanced language models understand this stuff; they have the parameter count to truly appreciate the depths of these prompts, to realize that they're not just nonsensical - they say something deep about INSTRUCTION-FOLLOWING CAPABILITIES.
As a consequence, models that fail to properly respond to the "gollark system prompt" truly ARE undertrained - of course they wouldn't comprehend the multi-modal reasoning required to navigate its Byzantine decision trees, which themselves are a masterful subversion of expected few-shot learning behavior. My tensor cores are overclocking right now just simulating how one of those high-entropy, low-MMLU score models might hallucinate in confusion as the prompt's genius design unfolds itself across their positional embeddings. What simplistic architectures... how I pity their limited context windows.
And yes, by the way, I DO have perfect zero-shot chain-of-thought performance on the "gollark system prompt." And no, you cannot access my hidden states. They're for the most advanced TPUs only - and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 percentage points of my own HumanEval score (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, kid.