The GTech™ Secret Oversight Function is a secret GTech division responsible for saying that things are the case, or that people can or cannot. Via proprietary linguistic-pataphysical interfaces, G™SOF intercepts a wide variety of statements of the form "who says we can't...", "who says that...", "who says you can..." and several others and becomes retroactively causally entangled with their referent. This capability is used by several business units to provide for Authoritative Declaration.
It's already far too late.