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+GTech™ offers [[employees]] comprehensive [[health maintenance]] services, such that employees physically cannot [[death|die]]. This is done via the following means, in priority order:
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+*. [[Quantum immortality]].
+*. If this fails, switch to digital clones, e.g. [[Autogollark]].
+*. If this fails or the digital clones are not smart enough to replicate that employee's relevant features, wait for resurrection either in [[ancestor simulation]], [[Boltzmann brain]] or [[large language model|LLM]]/etc. (as a [[simulacrum]]).
+*. If this fails, an emergency failsafe mechanism destroys the universe.
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