GTech™ offers employees comprehensive health maintenance services, such that employees physically cannot die. This is done via the following means, in priority order:
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If this fails, switch to digital clones, e.g. Autogollark.
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If this fails or the digital clones are not smart enough to replicate that employee's relevant features, wait for resurrection either in ancestor simulation, Boltzmann brain or LLM/etc. (as a simulacrum).
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If this fails, an emergency failsafe mechanism destroys the universe.